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Quote	Spoken By	Submitted By
No guy has ever reached up a girl's skirt for a library card.	Joan Rivers	Dan
It is precisely the minor differences in people who are otherwise alike that form the basis of feelings of hostility between them.	Sigmund Freud	Dan
Planning an ordination service is just like planning a wedding, except you don't get to have sex after the ordination service.	Peter ILL	Tim
Theology is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there.	Robert A Heinlein	Dan
The modest water, awed by Power divine, Beheld its God, and blushed itself to wine.	John Dryden	Tim
We don't have the time to comment on the many lawsuits Activision files against its employees and creative partners.	EA spokesperson Jeff Brown	Dan
I said I had very serious concerns that Barack Obama had anti-American views. And now I look like Nostradamus.	Rep. Michele Bachmann	Dan
God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants.	Jonathan Winters	Dan
While money doesn't buy love, it puts you in a great bargaining position.	Christopher Marlowe	Dan
Genius is simply patience carried to the extreme.	Georges-Louis Leclerc, Comte de Buffon	Dan
“Unless one says goodbye to what one loves, and unless one travels to completely new territories, one can expect merely a long wearing away of oneself and an eventual extinction.”	Jean Dubuffet	Marty
If the human brain were so simple that we could understand it, we would be so simple that we couldn't.	Emerson M. Pugh	Dan
Why should man expect his prayer for mercy to be heard by What is above him when he shows no mercy for what is under him?	Pierre Troubetzkoy	Dan
Life's too short for chess.	Byron	Dan
The penalty good men pay for indifference in public affairs is to be ruled by evil men.	Plato	Marty
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.	Plato	Marty
You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.	Plato	Marty
Christian Science is a lot like Grape Nuts, which are neither grapes, nor nuts.	Thomas Manteufel	Tim
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.	Bertrand Russel	Dan
If I cannot swear in heaven I shall not stay there.	Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain)	Dan
There ought to be a room in this house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that.	Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain)	Dan
...be on guard against giving interpretations of Scripture that are far fetched or opposed to science, and so exposing the Word of God to the ridicule of unbelievers.	Augustine	Dan
When people thought the earth was flat, they were wrong. When people thought the earth was spherical, they were wrong. But if you think that thinking the earth is spherical is just as wrong as thinking the earth is flat, then your view is wronger than both of them put together.	Isaac Asimov	Dan
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.	Will Rogers	Dan
If a lion could talk, we could not understand him.	Ludwig Witgenstein	Dan