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| It may be a heroic act of faith to accept the story of creation as a substitute for a scientific view of the origin of the universe, but to demand that from a Christian means to excommunicate all scientists who in firm belief in their God and Savior do the work of their calling which is based on the dominion over all the earth given to man by his creator. | Hermann Sasse | Tim |
| Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by definition, is unassailable. | James Baldwin | Dan |
| Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them. | James Baldwin | Dan |
| Anyone who has ever struggled with poverty knows how extremely expensive it is to be poor. | James Baldwin | Dan |
| Don't watch Primer with your girlfriend.
"What's going on?" "I DON'T KNOW." | Rothulfossil from Reddit | babada |
| As I approached them, I noticed the one thing they all had in common was that they were all carrying copies of a book titled "Sloth: And How to Get It." The book had just been released, and since I had given up on self-improvement manuals, I was unaware of its publication. Apparently, on its first day in print, it had sold more copies than the Bible. | Wendy Wasserstein | Tim |
| I recall when a late undistinguished vice-president went about the country bewailing "the weakening of the moral fiber" of the young. What he called "the weakening of moral fiber" were the riots and disruptions and screaming of people who had been systematically deprived of a decent humanity. | Joseph Sittler | Tim |
| In our attempt to make conservation easy, we have made it trivial. | Aldo Leopold | Tim |
| How like fish we are: ready, nay eager, to seize upon whatever new thing some wind of circumstance shakes down upon the river of time! And how we rue our haste, finding the gilded morsel to contain a hook. | Aldo Leopold | Tim |
| The loss of biodiversity may result in a homogenized world with a bland sameness, similar to the way in which a few chains like McDonalds or Walmart have become ubiquitous, crowding out local stores along with the local culture from which they arose. A few species like house sparrows or starlings may become ubiquitous, replacing multitudes of different species. | Charles Arand | Tim |
| Humankind is so adaptable that we can adapt to hell on earth and never know that we are its prisoners. | Rene Dubois | Tim |
| Publishing one's prayers comes dangerously close to praying at street corners to be seen by men. | Martin Franzmann | Tim |
| Here we are now; entertain us. | "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana | babada |
| I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it. | Clarence Darrow | Dan |
| A thing moderately good is not so good as it ought to be. Moderation in temper is always a virtue; but moderation in principle is always a vice. | Thomas Paine | Dan |
| Consumerism can become a religion itself. It provides people with identity (I shop therefore I am. I am what I buy). It has its own cathedrals (shopping malls), its own rituals (getting up early on sales days), its own holy days (black Friday), and its promises of utopia (leisure and pleasure). It has its priests telling you what to wear (fashion designers and magazines) and its evangelists (sales people in commercials). It has its own form of fellowship by virtue of where one shops and the brands that one purchases. | Charles Arand | Tim |
| I've never been bumming around the house and thought to myself "Hm, I don't really feel like playing a game now, but I might a few hours from now, so I'd better start playing a game that gets better later." | Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw | babada |
| No guy has ever reached up a girl's skirt for a library card. | Joan Rivers | Dan |
| It is precisely the minor differences in people who are otherwise alike that form the basis of feelings of hostility between them. | Sigmund Freud | Dan |
| Planning an ordination service is just like planning a wedding, except you don't get to have sex after the ordination service. | Peter ILL | Tim |
| Theology is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. | Robert A Heinlein | Dan |
| The modest water, awed by Power divine,
Beheld its God, and blushed itself to wine. | John Dryden | Tim |
| We don't have the time to comment on the many lawsuits Activision files against its employees and creative partners. | EA spokesperson Jeff Brown | Dan |
| I said I had very serious concerns that Barack Obama had anti-American views. And now I look like Nostradamus. | Rep. Michele Bachmann | Dan |
| God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. | Jonathan Winters | Dan |